- This bloke knocked on my door and said, “Can I come into your house and talk about vacuuming your carpets?”
- I am sure he was a Jehoovers Witness.
- An Arab is shaking a carpet on the window.A guy sees from below and asks:
- What’s wrong with it? Doesn’t start?.
- Aladdin has been banned from the magic carpet race.
- Apparently he’s been using performance enhancing rugs.!
- Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room
- The bear isn’t dead it is just afraid to move.!
- What does speedy Gonzales put beneath his carpets?
- Underlay! Underlay!.
- My cat just got sick on the carpet
- Guess he’s not feline so good.
- Guess what my dad just yelled at the dog for peeing on the carpet?
- Urine trouble!!!
